Society record
Sloth · Admiral
Admiral Horatio Slowmere
The Admiral Who Outsmarted Time Itself.

Few names command as much respect as Admiral Horatio Slowmere. Born deep within the Emerald Canopy, he became a legend through something rarer than daring: patience. At the Battle of Silver Bay he waited three days, watching tides, winds and the habits of his opponent, then took the enemy fleet without unnecessary bloodshed. The victory earned him the Medal of the Golden Oak. He believes the greatest leaders speak last, listen first, and never mistake haste for progress.
From the register
- The only creature capable of making an entire room wait in silence, and leaving everyone convinced it was time well spent.
- Takes afternoon tea with Sir Percival Hootington; their conversations about history and strategy last well into the evening.
Journal dispatches
From the register · 12 March 2026
Minutes from the Unhurried Committee
The Admiral called the meeting to order in the usual way: by waiting until the room had settled of its own accord.
Read the noteCorrespondence · 4 November 2025
A letter concerning seasonal dress
Lord Edgar Blackquill writes, not for the first time, on the difference between a coat and a statement.
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From the catalogue

Physical model
Admiral Horatio Slowmere model
A physical model of the Admiral in naval coat and bicorne.

