Society record
Elephant · Elder Statesman
Lord Bartholomew Tuskington
The Distinguished Gentleman of the Savannah.
Lord Bartholomew Tuskington is one of the oldest and most respected members of the Society. From his grand estate overlooking the plains he spends his afternoons discussing philosophy, collecting rare teas, and quietly judging those who stir their tea incorrectly. Known for impeccable manners and unshakable calm, he never raises his voice. Instead he adjusts his top hat, takes a thoughtful puff from his pipe, and delivers a remark so sharp it leaves even the most outspoken guests speechless.
From the register
- Rumour has it that his vast library contains the complete history of the animal kingdom.
- Seldom hosts a philosophical debate without first seeking Sir Percival Hootington’s perspective on history and tradition.
Journal dispatches
At four o’clock · 9 April 2026
Tea at Four, with One Place Remaining
A note from Sir Percival Hootington on the curious importance of setting one place too many.
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From the catalogue
Physical model
Lord Bartholomew Tuskington model
A physical model of the elephant in club-room dress and top hat.