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Capybara · Keeper of the Royal Peace

Baron Clement Stillwater

The Gentleman Who Could Calm Any Room.

Baron Clement Stillwater, a capybara

Baron Clement Stillwater is celebrated for a quality rarer than brilliance or wealth: complete and reassuring calm. Raised beside the Golden Reaches, the young capybara learned that a comfortable chair, a generous meal and patient attention could turn wary strangers into friends. During the Orchard Boundary Dispute he moved two noble households from the council chamber to his garden terrace; by afternoon they had agreed to share the land as a public orchard. He believes dignity begins with making others feel heard.

From the register

  • His sapphire cravat pin was presented by the Royal Council, not for winning an argument, but for preventing one.
  • Admiral Slowmere regards him as a kindred spirit, though their tranquil conversations have left impatient guests wondering whether the meeting has begun.

Journal dispatches

From the catalogue

Classy Capybara sweatshirt

Collectable

Classy Capybara sweatshirt

A Classy Creature sweatshirt printed with the framed portrait of Baron Clement Stillwater.

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